tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8683523182790206692024-03-13T06:05:50.101-07:00My Children Are AssholesLeda Las Vegashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256288196448410738noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-868352318279020669.post-22807007984776679352011-11-11T21:55:00.000-08:002011-11-11T21:59:33.950-08:00They were doing WHAT??Today's gem:<div><br /></div><div>"Mom, Liam's being a donkey.."</div><div><br /></div><div>Me: "A What?"</div><div><br /></div><div>Random child: "You know, Mom, an A-S-S!"</div><div><br /></div><div>Me: "Oh. Well, stop being a donkey Liam and leave your brother alone..."</div><div><br /></div><div>Also, 5 minutes before bed, and the girl child goes:</div><div><br /></div><div>"Mom, I WEALLY want a Panini!"</div><div><br /></div><div>Me: "Bedtime's in 5 minutes, kiddo. Sorry...Not. Happening."</div><div><br /></div><div>(ensues about 20 minutes of whining and fussing, punctuated by her older brother's "Shut UP already!"-s and me fruitlessly threatening to swat her in the butt.</div><div><br /></div><div>Not sure what swatting would accomplish, anyway: If it WORKED, parents wouldn't have to keep doing it, n'est ce pas?</div>Leda Las Vegashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256288196448410738noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-868352318279020669.post-49085286784262258862011-11-10T21:44:00.000-08:002011-11-10T21:51:28.284-08:00Yes, I said it...I'm sure some of you are wondering why I outed my kids as assholes.<div><br /></div><div>And more of you are undoubtedly thankful: "<i>What's that??? I'm not the only one with asshole children???"</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div>Don't get me wrong, I adore my kids, and they know it. They are also aware that Mom has a pretty low threshold for asshole-type behavior. </div><div><br /></div><div>Touching everything in the canned goods aisle? Yep. Treating the women's clothing section at Walmart like a life-size pinball game? Naturally. <i>Complaining that we aren't eating inside Burger King after I just spent nearly ALL my tip money (minus $20 for driving thru BK) on jackets...again...because my 10yo twins keep losing them?!?!?</i> Unfortunately, true.</div><div><br /></div><div>And that was just today. </div><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i><br /></i></div>Leda Las Vegashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18256288196448410738noreply@blogger.com0